Rob for Sheriff!!

The county sheriff election is coming up later this year and everyone is taking it very seriously. We have a community chat room where residents are posting their concerns about the candidates and basically bashing every little thing they've done. Rob decided to lighten the mood on the chat room and posted this:

hello,
my name is rob herrington and i am a legal resident of storey county. i have several plans for storey county and i feel the best way to pursue these goals is to run for storey county sheriff. there are several benefits to having me as your sheriff. i already have my own hat, so that will save the county money. also, i have my own horse, so i wont be needing a car. however, due to the temperment of my horse, i will be needing really good health insurance. i will fight to protect the mice and rabbits that are in danger in the highlands, especially those that reside around the cartwright/sazarac area. as far as tougher laws go, this is my main goal. if you are proven guilty in the court of law for severe crimes, there will be no waiting period. i just dont understand the whole fattening up for the kill at taxpayers expense. i also have a great idea for how to make that happen. you get a 15 yard head start and 12 of us will start slinging arrows. this cuts down on me killing the coyotes because i get target practice and the criminal is dealt with. these are some of the things i will do as your sheriff. im rob herrington, and im running for storey county sheriff. this ad is approved by jim poston, and friends of rob herrington for sheriff.


I laughed HYSTERICALLY by the time I was done reading it. There are some inside jokes so if you didn't find it over the top hilarious then maybe that's why. Anyway, I hope it at least put a smile on your face.
P.S. There have been people supporting him so hopefully his name doesn't turn up on the ballot as it was a joke.