He was asleep so she dressed with care
Mess on me?? He wouldn't dare
How wrong she was as she could see
The minute he decided to pee on me
His bath done, her clothes wet
She made sure his needs were met
Then changed the jeans she had on
Oops, the nice shirt is now gone
Due to spit up down the front
One outfit a day is her only want
Outside to get the watering done
There was a sound of a "machine gun"
What was that? Yellow goo
Down her shirt was her son's poo
Now onto outfit number three
Will it be covered in spit up, poo or pee???
I really love having a baby
But won't he stop messing on me????
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